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I have exercised all the restraint I could muster so I wouldn't open this package early! I must say, Eli, you certainly do know how to hit a man where it hurts, don't you? Sigh, already in my thirties. How depressing!

That said, perhaps it can be used as a fashion statement of sorts! I'll set a trend. Handsome, rich men with canes. It has potential!

(And I feel the need to announce that dear Lady Anita adores the gown I've purchased for her. It's always so rewarding when generousity is appreciated!)